Chantons sous l'orage

Chansons...
-AOUT-
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~ Que vous écoutez à ce moment même : Paranoid Android, Radiohead
~ Qui vous rend joyeux/se :So Long and Thanks for all the Fish, Joby Talbot
~ Qui vous fait pleurer : Candy Says, The Velvet Underground
~ Qui vous fait rire :Luck of the Irish, John Lennon
~ Que vous écoutez le plus en ce moment : Orange Sky , Alexi Murdoch
~ Qui vous fait réfléchir : What a wonderful world, Louis Armstrong
~ Qui en dit beaucoup sur vous : Les gens raisonnables, Mickey 3D
~ Que vous auriez aimé écrire : Stand by me, Oasis
~ Qui vous rend nostalgique aujourd'hui : Hot One, Shudder to think
~ Que vous admettez aimer honteusement : Hollaback girl, Gwen Stefani
~ Avec laquelle vous aimez vous réveiller : Push it, Garbage
~ Avec laquelle vous aimez vous endormir : Jezebel, Iron & Wine
~ Qui vous rappelle la nuit : Bridge over troubled water, Simon & Garfunkel
~ Qui vous fait penser à votre solitude : Fair, Remy Zero (d'oh - it starts : "hey...are you lonely..")
~ Qui vous fait penser à ce que vous vivez en ce moment : The Lovecats, The Cure
~ Qui vous rappelle un membre de votre famille : la BO de Shrek 2 ( les petiots)
~ Qui vous fait pense à une personne ki vs tient particulièrement à coeur : Au conditionnel, Matmatah
~ Qui vous rend triste : Mimoun, fils de harki, Mickey 3D

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Succeptible de changer avec les temps et les coups de coeurs...

Handwriting Wizzard

Anyone feel in distressing need of a handwriting analysis?
These guys are *good*. Je suis temoin.

Jerk-ish

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Personality?

(Webcomics United)

Okay, people, here we go : some of the best webcomics online I've found.

Diesel Sweeties
*Bunny (!) *
Wapsi Square
Questionable Content
*Boy on a Stick and Slither *
Monkey Business
Orneryboy

Have fun...
Je pars aux States demain, donc...moins souvent en ligne. Very sad, me knows.

Je vis dans une famille de mangeurs diététiques...surtout la partie américaine, aussi bizarre que ça puisse paraître. Deux de mes oncles mangent 'normalement' (cad : avec apports reguliers de sucre et de graisses, a n'importe quelle heure) , mais le reste...lait ou eau à tous les repas, pas un gramme de beurre en trop sur les légumes sautés, 'McDo' et 'popcorn' sont des mots tabous, et pas de snacks entre les repas.
Je ne dis pas que c'est insupportable (ils cuisinent même assez bien, avec le peu de goût disponible x_x ), mais au bout d'un moment...on se prend à rêver de glaces, de chocolat, ou tout simplement d'un bon gros plat de pâtes nageant dans le beurre , la crême et le fromage fondu.

Allez - bonnes vacances à tout le monde.

Postsecret

Oi, take a look at this, people....

->Postsecret.blogspot.com

Read it from the bottom up.

Parcequ'il est à nous tous, ce "misérable petit tas de secrets"(Malraux) ..
Because I could've sent so many of those cards ; because.

Goodbye "Red" United States

The residents of the Blue States intend to form our own country!

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, California, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeastern United States. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation.

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families.
You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that our new nation will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once.

If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals.
They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.
We do wish you success in Iraq, and hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners), 90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88 percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved in
9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

By the way, we're taking the good Pot too.
You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

Sincerely,
Nation Blue.

P.S...we don't like you and we don't need you.